Milton Keynes, home of the concrete cows and thriving hub of middle class prostitution.
Madam Becky Adams escorts you through her hilarious memoirs from finding Jesus in a convent to crime co-ordination and brothel keeping in Buckinghamshire. Tabloid scandals, TV appearences, 24 hour police surveillance and an escape to France to avoid jail.
A riotously funny and touching peek through the keyhole of provincial massage parlours where sex with soft toys, raids, robberies and Rolf Harris fetishes are accompanied by a cup of tea and quality biscuit.
A witty and thought provoking tale of friendship, love and loyalty.
The truth really is stranger than fiction.